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Did you hear that?
That was me sighing heavily, crossing off yet another day on the quarantine calendar.
With that, here are the top late-night clips of the week.
Henson had no idea that she was frozen and never got to finish her sentence.
Blue balls, indeed.
Tracy Morgan Describes Foreplay Under Quarantine
You dont name fish.
A bewildered Meyers asked Morgan if he plays the piano, referencing a grand piano just behind Morgan.
Do I look like the son of the bass player from Earth, Wind & Fire?
Thats for looks, brother.
Congrats to the scientist and the young maiden!
Well,Desus & Merohas got you covered.
On Thursday, the duorightfully took churches to task for staying open amid the global pandemic.
God said If I can see your toe hairs you will be banished to purgatory forever, adds Mero.
Look it up, its in the Bible.
Wait / Jesus loves you like I love you, riffed Desus.
As usual, Oliver used his wit to succinctly point out the utter ridiculousness of comparing the two.
But, by all means, come back to that question once abortions become involuntary and wildly contagious.
Bernie Sanders and His AirPods Chat With Stephen Colbert
Oh, Bernard, we hardly knew ye.
Okay, thats actually not true.
We have asked the American people a simple question: Why?
Why do we have so much income and wealth inequality?
Why are we the only major country not to guarantee health care as a human right?
The best part of the whole thing?
Sanders adorably rocking AirPods the entire time like the trendy millennial he is at heart.
