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(Hewas literallyfrolicking on the beach without a shirt.
There was no getting out of this one.)
But why lie,Sad Affleck?
Arent you proud of its poignant, mythological meaning?
I resented that somebody got a picture of it by spying on me, Afflecktoldthe New YorkTimes.
I could have said, Thats none of your business.
I guess I got a kick out of messing withExtra.
Is your tattoo real or not real?
Of course its real!
No, I put a fake tattoo on my back and then hid it.
In his defense, who wouldnt mess with those punks atExtraif given the chance?
