Below Deck
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After all that last week, the nights drama never really gets resolved.
Charley and Shay are mad, the crew is watching, and then everyone just goes to bed!
Oh, except James and Francesca theyre up flirting on the deck.
And theres some definite tension there!
But we dont see too much of it, because before we know it, its the next morning.
And its about time, because these charter guests do not deserve athirdepisode.
So she makes brioche French toast, and it looks great, and everyone seems to love it.
Lee does get mad at Elizabeth for getting on the radio, twice, while hes trying to dock.
If I hear one more fucking interior person on the goddamn radio, he says.
This crew is going to learn quickly not to mess with Captain Lee!
And Izzy is moving to exterior, too!
And compared to Shane, she seems to know her shit!
Maybe this will be a good thing!
The crew is having their first night out, and no one could be more excited than James.
), which disappoints James, who was ready to go clubbing.
All we have to do is wash a boat, he adds.
But have you seen how big that boat is?
But then our new stewardess comes to the rescue!
And shesnota stew of seasons past!
And that,Medseason-five crew, is how you fix cabin arrangements!
But enough of that, because we have guests to meet!
And let me just say, Jesus Christ, I may not make it through this one.
(Who am I kidding?
I did nothing wrong, they did nothing right, and all credit goes to their superrich parents!)
They are here todrank: Champagne, margaritas, Jell-O shots, you name it.
Then its raining, and as its raining, Shane radios Eddie to tell him theres rain coming in.
Man, you are very observant, Eddie tells him.
And so do I, even though Ive seen this in multiple previews.
I, for one, am for them making idiots of themselves on a TV show.
Elsewhere, in the stew kitchen, Ashling is crying because shes been up for 30-something hours.
And thats where this episode leaves us.
Put that woman to bed!
It just mightve made me giggle if I hadnt heard it in every single preview for this damn season.
Shortly after the charter, Lee is rummaging through the pantry looking for a bottle of vodka.
Good for Izzy, I guess?
Is that the captain?
they said, giggling.
Uhhh, who did you think was driving the boat??
Of course James says hed eat sushi off a naked woman.
