Below Deck
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You thought that was the end ofthat argument between Francesca and Elizabeth?
Which kind of misses the point of the whole thing.
Telling your boss you just fucked in there doesnt make anything better!
Captain Lee walks by that conversation looking just as confused as me.
At least its an on-brand metaphor.
But this still isnt over.
Francesca is a crying mess afterward to the point where Ashling is comforting her in her room.
Thats a fucking no-no, Lee promptly tells her.
He calls Eddie in, and then James, whom Lee says hell fire if he does it again.
(Would I do it again, though?
Thats the million-dollar question, James says in a confessional afterward.
Yes, of course I would.)
But more on that in a second).
Today is, among other things, Elizabeths 30th birthday!
So far, Izzy has been reminding the crew, and she goes to Rachel to organize a cake.
!you, I, and everyone else watching this show ask at the same time.
Ashling asks Francesca why they dont just get rid of Elizabeth now and do the charter by themselves.
So shes keeping Elizabeth around for now.
(The drinking age in Antigua, we learn, is indeed 18!)
I wonder what the poor people are doin today.
These guests have boardedMy Seannaon March 11, the day COVID-19 officially became a pandemic.
(Did I mention this man is astaunch Trump supporter?)
We can tell its lunchtime because one of the Siegel kids is whining about being hangry.
She insists Francesca said four (three?)
and its services fault, while Francesca insists it was all on the ticket and its Rachels fault.
Oh, and by now Daniel wants another mahi-mahi too!
And two orders of mahi on one line reads as … mahi-mahi.
So, yeah, Im with Rachel on this!
Izzy, its not like you just got promoted to captain.
Its a classic Italian dinner, and Captain Lee is invited!
It looks disgusting and I kind of want a bite.
So she says good night and just … leaves, without anything.
At this rate, James isnt getting another chance to sleep with her in a guest cabin.
Pretty soon, Daniel, the younger one, has drunk about two-thirds of a bottle of Hennessy.
Still, not the best idea!
And therell be stingrays!
Tips
Stitches get snitches.
James
While Elizabeth turned 30, David Siegel is 82.
And one of his sons is 19!
Its worth noting that Jackie is facinga lawsuitby her former chef alleging she sexually harassed him.
Remember when we were so naive?
