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(I dont give a fuck, Rachel tells him of the situation, of course.)

Stop being a stupid fucking self-centered piece of shit, we hear before calling it a night.
I want my head to stop hurting.
Tell me what happened, Justin declares in the morning after Michael wakes him up.
And Eddie is doing just that in the bridge.
Did you hear a buncha screamin and slammin doors and yellin and cryin and?
he tells Lee, eventually joined by Heather.
Jake assures her theyll switch off between charters, and I dont get what the big deal is anyway.
The pure FEAR and SHAME!
With the fear of Captain Lee inside him, Justin goes off to apologize to his friends and Heather.
Every days a new day, she tells him before adding that he can fuck himself in a confessional.
(And to her credit, she is actually pretty involved with the setup, as is Jess!
Its a big win for interior.)
Heather, who is from Hawaii, is happy to see even Justin having fun.
That is the power of the luau, she says.
Back on the boat, Rayna is telling her mom about her issues with Jake.
(Shedidseem to be doing that to make Jake mad.)
It blows up into a huge fight, but they later seem fine on a smoke break.
Eddie can tell somethings up and asks Rayna about it once Jake goes to bed.
So I dont see Eddie doing anything about this unless he sees their strain for himself.
Anyway, Jess gets to clock off a bit early because shes feeling nauseous.
after her shift ended to talk to him.
I dontnotlike Wes, she says when a producer asks about him.
(Just the tip, in her words.)
Its a hit, obviously, but not everything goes smoothly in the morning.
(And they dont go back to get it?!)
He also relays that Michael & Co. left a hefty $19,800 tip after everything.
So, time to celebrate!
Jake also, during a side conversation, learns that Fraser is gay.
I thought you were straight but you were just very kempt, he tells Fraser.
Frasers reply in a confessional?
The post-dinner hot tub is where the action really is.
My notes from that scene read party, drinking, ass.
(Its Jakes, as if I need to tell you.)
His girlfriend seemspisseddespite what Eddie is saying in his confessional.
Its great, yeah.
And shes handling it well also, he says of him being away for charter.
And its complicated relationships all around tonight!
This Rayna-Jake thing is gonna be a fucking roller coaster, Wes says.
Eventually, its just the trio left, down in the crew mess.
This leads Jake to admit hes engaged, which, what?!
(Technically, he adds, which … also what?!)
Fraser also demonstrates a perfect douchey-American-on-a-reality-TV-show accent on his way back from the bar.