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As an anxious homosexual myself, I feel for Fraser!
I had the best fuckin time!
Jake says, adding that hes very proud that hes so open.
Yet somehow, in a comebackfrom the last episode, the crew pulls it off.
Jess, meanwhile, is already not loving service.
Before she even had any gueststo serve, she was complaining.
(Heather, as expected, is irritated.)
When Jess returns, she lets the guests make their own drinks, which Heather later reprimands.
But leave it to Jess to see a way out of doing more work and take it.
Alexa, play Kim Petrass Coconuts!
And unlike season sevenstragically underappreciated penis cake, the guests are totally here for this confection.
Even Captain Lee, who utters the word discomboobulated.
No, the biggest surprise of the night has nothing to do with boobs.
After service, Heather actually pulls Jess aside to check in with her about her work ethic.
Its coming to the point of like a last straw, she says.
Jess tells Heather shes not mad, she just has resting … face, but come on shes mad.
Shes not being nice no more, she declares.
Except then, the next morning, she doesnt.
Jess has decided shes not a quitter, and shed rather see the season through.
So what am I doingactuallywanting Jess to leave?
But would Jess even care?
I digress, because by the morning, Jess isnt the only one having some trouble at work.
Lee is pissed, Eddie is PISSED, and the guests enjoy a bit of post-breakfast entertainment.
(Rachel made eggs Benedict and donuts!)
This is the Moe, Larry, and Curly Show on steroids, Lee declares in a confessional.
But hes most mad at Eddie for blowing up in front of the guests.
Oh, and Rayna is mad at Jake too.
Were left with the twist that, next week, Jess may not be the only one getting disciplined.
Frasers time in laundry is going pretty well!
He also has much more time to talk to himself.
I stripped that laundry room from all of its sins, he says, early into the first day.
I need to stop talking to myself actually; its getting worrying.
