Below Deck
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Welcome back toBelow Deck, wherewe arenotdisengaging, at least if our name is Jake.
), is engaged, we dont return to that night after he drunkenly dropped that bomb.
Instead, its the next morning, and like me, the crew members are doing some recapping.
Fraser is just happy to see a naughty little bitch like her finally loosening up.
Over on deck, Rayna gets us some answers about Jake.
Hes non-monogamous for starts, but thats not the surprise here.
Were nowhere near ready for marriage, he says in a confessional.
Lets cross our fingers that British immigration authorities arent watching!
Rayna still doesnt, though, and wonders why Jake wouldnt tell her about this before they made out.
I might guess its because she wouldnt have made out with him if she knew!
Im happier now that Im by myself, she says in a confessional.
Like, when I was with him, I put his needs and everything else before mine.
Eddie is telling the deck crew about his relationship, too namely, that his girlfriend is batshit.
He adds in a confessional that theyre still trying to build trust in their new relationship.
So, this is how my life is gonna be.
Okay, he says uncertainly.
Poor Eddies girlfriend, if shes watching this.
Raynas not the only one worried about Jess.
So Heather pulls Jess aside at the end of the day to see whats up.
The next morning, Jess puts on a smile and chooses to be happy and not a miserable shit.
And it seems to work!
What a charter we are in for!
This is not the group that you would think youd see together, Lee observes.
After a bit of worry, Captain Lee clears the tight dock, and charter No.
to the dessert trio of panna cotta, tiramisu, and macarons.
The guests love it as well, heaping praise on Rachel nearly every course.
Youre a freak of nature!
My mother told me I broke her uterus, Rachel replies, in perfect form.
Among the crew, Jess has become hot gossip.
Specifically, the wind that has been plaguing the deck crew so far this charter.
Then, this morning, some cushions fall overboard as the boat is leaving the anchorage.
The hammer needs to drop, Lee says, and its up to Eddie to make that happen.
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My compliments to the (newly Emmy-nominated!)
), and she said shed still love him if he ate people (?!?).
Sweet, I guess.
Fraser also used to be a nanny, so he gets stuck looking after Jeremys children for a bit.
But to be honest, I dont like kids, he says.
The way they eat, the sounds.
Theyre just a bit gross.
And I said, Fucking watch me.
And that was it.
I saw Rachels bits and snagglepuss!
Maybe we need a recurring Captain Leeism of the week?
This episodes, about the deck crew: These guys could fuck up a two-car funeral.
