Below Deck
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There are many things I dont understand aboutBelow Deckcharter guests.
But that doesnt matter!
First, though, time to check in on some other heavy drinkers.
I kissed Jake; I mean whatever, who cares?
Rayna says in a confessional.
But clearly she does!
Like the pulse of my coochies like, boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom, she adds.
She says no, and the conversation quickly turns to her smooch with Jake.
So, she doesnt want to fuck Jake, just kiss him.
A boundary no yacht crew member has ever struggled to keep before!
Also before guests arrive, Heather tries to get her department in order (emphasis on tries).
But this is not the problem!
As he observes, Heather isnt really changing anything after the last charter.
And if any charter needs interior to be on top of their game, its this one.
This is far from the end of my disappointment in my fellow Justin.
Eddie has spent the past few hours pestering Captain Lee about naming Jake the lead deckhand.
So Captain Lee finally caves and calls Jake to the bridge to give him the promotion.
Hes excited, as is the rest of the deck crew.
What is he gonna do, yell at me?
Thats not possible, he just kissed me, Rayna reasons.
Wes adds that Jake is a good pick because of his mustache: That thing commands respect.
rolls around, they are sloshed.
And poor Captain Lee is there too, soberly sitting through the burps and slurps of the soup course.
Its Justin who causes things to go off the rails.
So Justin leaves, and he takes his thermos of bourbon with him!
Fancy fucking dinner can kiss my ass, he declares.
After the third course, lobster, Terri keeps telling him how shes also from Michigan.
And meanwhile, on the swim platform, Justin is eating too!
And just when you think things are going to quiet down, nope!
Come upstairs; weve got drama.)
Once Terri starts crying, he aggressively tells her hes going to walk her to her cabin.
Will Lee have to kick off a guest for the second season in a row?
For the sake of the other Justins who watch this show, I hope so.
Speaking of Jess, shes starting to seem a bit frustrated in laundry?
If Iweregoing to drink whiskey on a charter yacht, Id want some exclusive, fancy shit.
These guests, meanwhile, are drinking Bulleit!
Nothing says good times like the next morning when you have fire snakes!
Once, while drunk on whiskey, Wes tried to fight a Jeep.
No one was in it.
I was like, Fuck you, Jeep!
Now, Wes doesnt drink whiskey.
