Below Deck
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Which is to say, aside from Shanes nap, everything seems pretty in order here!
Inside, Francesca is telling Elizabeth that the stew fridge and pantries are all a mess.
And shes not wrong!
James, who the guests were fighting over and taking body shots off less than a week ago!
I say, at least Rachels entertaining.
That bed has been made, Eddie replies, before finishing the blow by calling Shanes nap disrespectful.
At what, exactly?
The only thing I have seen Shane do perfectly on this show is identify that its raining.
Maybe its just not in the stars for our woo-woo crew members?
This episode felt like way too much prep-related plot for me, but finally, we have guests again.
They want it all: a beach picnic, a multicourse dinner with caviar, and a steel-drum performance.
Tim asks, before going on to wonder if its fake crab.
No sir, it is Petrossian, and based on my Googling,it is expensive.
No one really seems to love it, but at least the alcohol is flowing.
That afternoon, the guests Jet Ski, nap, and drink some more.
At this point, the only bar Im confident Tim passed is the one where he got his cocktail.
Rachel is ready to fuck this dinner service in the ass after the guests lukewarm response to lunch.
Im proud of him for making it to dinner at all!
Not that his drunk ass wouldve been the pinnacle of taste anyway.
Rachel serves these cute little baby flans for dessert, and then its off to bed for these guests.
Todays the fucking day, he promises, to no one but the cameras.
At least some pirates didnt steal the Jet Skis!
Honestly, probably the right move?
So we shut the garage door at the end of the night?
Shane replies, a question that looks even more terribly stupid now that Ive typed it out.
In other news, Tim is alive, and ordering a triple espresso after his rough night.
Cant you just tell theres some drama simmering in interior?
This is not fair [shaking head] [halfhearted laugh].
Well, we know where she stands on whats brewing with the stews!
At least Rachels food (and Ashlings table setting!)
And now, Rachel has found that its actually salmon roe, which is apparently like knockoff beluga caviar.
Has any moment better encapsulated this series?
Tips
James puts chocolate syrup on top of Nutella toast, which is just horrifying.
I just checked, and I still remember how to tie one from my Boy Scout days.
Its not that hard, Shane!
Also, how did everyone get the memo to call Shane Sunshine?
Eddie does it, Izzy does it, Francesca does it!
One of the guests kind of looks like Patton Oswalt (but only with sunglasses on).
You see it too, dont you?
Tim takes a vodka soda with lunch rather than wine, which certainly feels like some foreshadowing.
Why did Francesca randomly do a Borat impression while going over the dinner menu with Rachel?
This question is going to haunt me.
