Below Deck Mediterranean
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Toms latest breakdown continues, and he has left the galley to curse in his bunk.
Malia is there, because of course she is, and hes telling her he feels disrespected.
Eventually, they promise this wont affect their relationship although it sounds like it already has!
and Tom goes back to the galley.
Sandy has a quick meeting with Malia, pleading with her to stay if Tom does walk off.
Surprisingly, to me, Malia says to her hero, Sandy Yawn that shed go with Tom!
When have we ever seen a bosun plating dinners and cuddling the chef while hes at work?
Sandy follows Tom into the galley, where he seems to somehow blame Sandy for his getting frozen fish.
That pre-charter meeting is a rare performance from Sandy.
(But Im not sympathetic for long when I remember that she exacerbated a lot of those issues herself.
After all that, Tom somehow still has the nerve to litigate his fight with Sandy, his captain.
Isnt it about time we met the guests?
Our last charter is a group of stay-at-home moms because the producers decided we deserve one treat this season.
Because people were still doing that in 2019!
He tells Malia hes scared to bring it up to Sandy but shes trying to get him to.
In moments like these, I do have to stan Captain Zero Fucks Left Sandy.
On the deck that afternoon (yes, things sometimes happen there, too!
Yes, Jess saw them, and yes, shes pissed.
Shes even more pissed later when Rob asks for Aeshas help opening a trash bag.
So Bugsy is trying to entertain the guests while Tom finishes putting together their tapas.
But the guests love the dinner, and, more important, theyre full.
Give me a whole episode from their point of view!
I have to admire these women for tolerating her to get a yacht vacation.
The next morning, the guests are getting ready for their little town field trip.
What woman wouldnt be jealous?, Jess asks.
Aesha, for starters, who tells us in a confessional that shes!
She sees Aeshas hand brush Robs ass and blows up.
Look, I dont even want to give this the time of day, but comeon!
It looked like an accident!
When Jess showed Rob the photo, Rob said he didnt even notice it!
The guest next to Aesha even accidentally touchedherass!
I wont stand for this Kiko slander!
Aesha: Tom is this spoiled little British brat.
How do you see that as attractive?
One of the guests asks Bugsy for a dirty martini Britney dirty, not Christina Dirrty.
Thank God, Bugsy knows what that means, because I sure as hell dont.
