Below Deck Mediterranean
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While Hannah mourns her loss over a cigarette with Rob, Bugsy and Malia are gossipping in the galley.
I cant fault her for that its whats kept the Hannah-Bugsy conflicts to a minimum these past three charters.
And halfway through the season, the crew gets a day off!
Malia has a reason to shave her legs and Alex needs Bugsy to wax his back.
Like, wolverine!)
Before long, we meet the mythical Tom!
We go out to dinner, and Hannah feels like a loner.
Even so, Hannah leaves early because the couples make her miss her boyfriend, Josh.
And honestly, poor Hannah!
With Kiko gone, that makes Hannah the only one doing long-distance.
She gets a night of curry in bed.
As in, he has direct experience doing the job hed be doing.
I wonder how much pay Sandy had to offer.
Really, she just had some bad curry!
At dinner, Malia rallies for cabin changes so she and Tom can room together.
Conveniently absent is the person who arranges cabins.
Id argue the working part is a lot more of a have-to than living with your boyfriend!
The next morning, interior is up without Hannah, and Malia is egging on Bugsys complaints about Hannah.
Which honestly isnt the best strategy if you want these people to live together!
Hannah tells Malia the news, right on the aft-deck.
And how fair do you think that is to the rest of the crew?
Malia asks, forgetting that she and Tom are just as much of the crew as Hannah and Bugsy.
All Malia can say in defense is, Thats cabin arrangements!
Living up to her title of chief stew, she is indeed stewing.
And Hannah called it in that confessional: Malia is playing a game.
And weve known what happens from there since that teaser at the beginning of the season.
And all this over medication related to Hannahs mental health, no less?
Its not dramatic or entertaining or shocking, its just gross.
The episode ends the next morning, with Sandy beginning her meeting with Hannah to discuss her drugs.
Im not ready to jump on the assumption that Hannah gets fired just yet.
After five seasons of ups and downs, she deserves it.
Tom has worked under Gordon Ramsey himself.
Thats nothing on his mom, also a chef, who once cooked for the Queen Mother.
