Below Deck Mediterranean
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But the thing is, I already believe Sandy.
Sandy hasclients, she says.
But you know who knows about clients?
The chief stew she fired at the beginning of this episode.
For the record: Hannah did a dumb thing.
Not telling Sandy about her Valium, and not having her prescription available on board (in another country!
), was against the rules, no matter how mature Hannah had been about administering her own medicine.
And before you mention the pot pen, it was just CBD!
But Sandy had to, so Hannah leaves, not without her Valium.
As Hannah tries to reply, Sandy adds, I dont want to get into it.
She says goodbye to Jess, who says shes worried about working under Bugsy.
She also says bye to Rob and Alex, the only other two people on this boat she likes.
Hannahs last confessional is a sendoff for the ages.
This is how it ends?
she asks, shocked.
I hope she and Kiko got wasted together before the pandemic happened.
The crew, then, has to get ready for charter without Hannah.
(Dad is on board too, and well talk about him soon.)
Isaac greets everyone with a pleasure and loves a Titos vodka with soda and lime.
The guests love the food sea bass, osso bucco, veal, oh my!
although Dad worries Sandy when he mentions that he doesntusuallylike veal.
(And who serves veal for lunch, anyway?)
And Dad walks around asking the crew if theyre married or dating people, like a totally normal guest!
Drink a Titos and soda with lime like everyone else!
Ashley, meanwhile, asks Bugsy for a chocolate cake at dinner that night for the 100,000 users celebration.
Tom may not be our complete savior just yet.
In Toms defense, he butter-poached them, so theyre actually fully cooked.
Boy, just you wait.
Bugsy sits outside listening in confused horror.
More shocking than anything else is the revelation that there are eight more episodes left of this cursed season!
And that the replacement second stew sure sounds a lot like Aesha from season four.
Working on a charter yacht is basically being summer camp staff for adults, right?
Jesss dog is named Bugsy too, because he bugs everyone.
The Wellingtonhas a cigar lounge, I learn on Bugsys tour of the boat.
I couldve done without watching Dad leave his room naked to throw the dildo into someone elses room.
