Below Deck Mediterranean
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They dont even have to be with each other for half as long!
So Bugsy isnt going to talk to Tom, and Aesha gets a well-deserved break.
When Aesha walks in, shes not acknowledging Tom, either, until she gets that apology.
There are precisely no surprises as we get ready for dinner, but that doesnt make it entertaining.
As the crew puts on their Speedos (remember that bet?
), they quickly take to stuffing them with socks and cucumbers and whatever else they can find.
(And doesnt that seem a little misdirected?)
Malias face upon hearing that says it all, yet she stays there, wandering around her boyfriends galley.
Dinner finally happens at 10:30.
Tom serves five different meats across three courses, and the guests love all of it.
They dont smoke like anyone Ive seen before, as Jess quickly ends up on top of Rob.
To be fair, this is all happening in the middle of dinner (how is Jess not working?
As Malia said in her confessional, This isnt a Sandals couples retreat.
Jess and Robs faces as they give a shot to play dumb are pure comedy.
The next morning, Tom is still in a mood.
As she leaves, she asks, Are we not in a good mood today?
as if its even a question.
Tom even apologizes to Aesha!
He ends the speech by giving the crew invites to dinner with him in Malibu.
The way the crew feigns excitement, then immediately flips to disgust when he turns around?
(This episode really has the best faces of the season.)
Ha-ha, how funny!
Bugsy says the sexual tension isnt there, making for an awkward rest of the dinner.
Alex dwelling on the whole thing makes it significantly more awkward.
But speaking of sexual tension!
Tom radios Sandy, but she doesnt respond, so Malia offers to go tell her.
He needs to come to me!
Youre not the captain!
But you and I both know that wont actually happen.
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Were these guests really only on the boat for one night?
Im also left wondering how theyre going to drag this last charter out for three more episodes.
Is poor vegetarian Bugsy relegated to ordering a pizza at every night out?
On their way back from dinner, Malia is licking Tom in the van.
Can you hey stop having sex in the van, Rob and Jess?
So much for all that time helping Tom in the galley, huh.
