Below Deck Mediterranean
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Its still night one of charter one, and what a whirl it is.

When Hannah tells her to show some respect, she replies with an OK. Hannah tells Kiko she cant believe its only day one, either.
(Kiko replies that hes had a good day and likes everyone.
I like Kiko!)
I argue a lot, Lara tells us in a confessional.
He seems to make the eggs just fine, but she stalls on delivering them.
Shortly after, it looks like Laras on cabins again.
When Hannah wakes up, she spends the morning collecting evidence for her case against Lara.
Except she doesnt even have to ask for it.
Her best skill remains ruffling those round blankets like flowers.
(Does she have to crawl into it?)
He doesnt think being late is a problem, though, if the food tastes good.
I say, what if the meal was on time and tasted good?
What a concept on a charter yacht, I know.
Thats just a minor shock compared to the seismic event happening in the crew mess.
Thats where Hannah finds Lara, cleaning up the crew lunch rather than working on laundry.
(Does that count as stewardessy initiative?)
Its perfect, and if the episode ended right here I wouldnt be mad.
(Bugsy saved her attempted chief stew coup for episode 13.)
The guests spend the rest of their afternoon playing on the water toys and chugging their Ices.
That explains the cute long hair and the hour-late lunches.
The main course has its hiccups too, when the guests only have butter knives for their steaks.
When the guests get their knives, Sandy realizes the steak is perfect.
Maybe theyshouldbe a couple.
Not to mention, they got a nice 18,000 tip, which cuts to about $1,667 a person.
Hannah goes to Sandy for advice on Lara.
forgetting that shed told Hannah she wanted to talk.
Hannah pulls Captain Sandy away from her bowl of cereal to intervene, and thats where we leave off.
Lets hope Laras still there too.
Tip Sheet
Rob will tell us anything.
How do I know Kiko is a good chef?
Well, he makes his pancakes from scratch,unlike others.
Sandy tells the guests about a one-eyed captain she worked for who crashed the boat wherever we went.
I want to eat dinner with Captain Sandy!
But Pete is tall, so shes into Pete.