American Horror Story
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Alma can now, and forever, shove her violin straight up her lobster roll.
His attempt to pump the brakes gets his neck chewed out by the fruit of his loins.
Kids are nasty that way.
More black pills lead to more pale people, and before long, they run out of chances there.
The Chemist and baby Eli drive off searching for a new city and the creation of a new pill.
Maybe this one will help them live forever, the Chemist says to baby Eli.
An eternity in a landscape of talentless bloodthirsty zombies?
Does that ring prophetic, bleak, or familiar?
I think weve seen that show before.
Is there such a thing as special if everyones special?
Put that under your pillow along with your collection of participation ribbons.
I mean, really.
If anything, this seems like a good tie between bloodsuckers and aliens.
God, they really put that lady through the wringer.
No wonder shes thinking of calling it quits.
(DONT GO!)
