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Aliens impregnating gay youths?
Goddamn Amelia Earhart?!
What now, Ryan Murphy?
What in the living hell now??
A lot of pressure to put on four episodes, but Im not worried one bit.
Lets just embrace the chaos.
Sit back and enjoy your trip on the mothership, but keep your legs closed tight.
I dont know why Amelia Earhart is so funny, but she just is.
Lily Rabe should win an award.
Were in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and its 1954, seven years after the Roswell Incident.
Based on the preview for the next episode, shes afraid of microwaves.Shrug.
These aliens lurking about seem to be dead set on making everyone pregnant.
Amelia Earhart is pregnant.
Those cut-in-half cows were probably pregnant, for all we know.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (Neal McDonough) is going to get to the bottom of this.
Or get his head exploded trying.
Shes got talent in spades and the familial eyebrows to prove it.
Kendalls friend Jamie (Rachel Hilson) comes away from this camping trip with the most TikTok content.
What happened up there in the not-at-all-friendly skies?
And whats she going to do about this jism problem?
Postcards From Howland Island
I Googled was Mamie Eisenhower afraid of microwaves?
but was only able to glean that she had anxieties and feared that her husband was cheating on her.
What husband wasnt at that time?
Especially husbands of the presidential variety.
The name of the island this theory offers up is Gardner Island.
Now thats a pretty weird coincidence.
