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You had butt babies right there as an option.
Anyway, at least we got to hear Sarah Paulson talk about her fudge some more.
At least we got that.
There is one episode left ofDouble Feature.
One solitary episode to wrap up the collection of creative blue balls this ended up being.
Dont get me wrong, I love this show unconditionally, just like one would their newborn alien baby.
Itll always be, at the very least, entertaining.
Itll always be good.
But as the saying warns, maybe you really cant ever go back.
They got there once with Constance Langdon (Jessica Lange) chain-smoking and delivering monologues about stupid sluts.
They gave us pleather gimp suits.
They gave us Paulson bursting into tears at the sight of a penis.
They can do it again.
Maybe itll happen next week?
But it kind of feels like weve been saying that for many weeks, doesnt it?
And yet, as always with this show, I cant help but be optimistic.
So back in it we go.
proclaims every conspiracy theorist with aSome Like It Hotposter hanging in their TV room.
Which television food do you think has more sexual clout: Mamies fudge or Mamaws beer cheese?
They dont even get any bug Jell-O this time around.
To be human is to not understand.
These were words of wisdom Theta spoke to Troy when he was in labor.
If Youre Horny, Lets Do It.
Ride It, My Mamie.
Fun that all of the youths waiting to have their alien babies are given white Crocs slides to wear.
Might as well be comfortable.
Still laughing about how we all thoughtRed Tidewas going to tie into this somehow.
AHSneeds to make more merch.
I would definitely buy a hat that says He loved my fudge or She drinks.
