American Horror Story
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I even dragged the episode back a few minutes to ensure Id seen everything correctly.
I had spent the whole episode waiting for something more, and that something never came.
Maybe even a zero.
The two parts ofDouble Featuredidnt tie together.
None of the theories we collected amounted to a goddamn thing.
And now I can be fine with it.
Im gonna lay on the couch, sans notebook, and let this insane trash wash over me.
Because I love it.
I dont loveAHSin spite of its insanity.
I love it because of it.
How could I have forgotten?
He uses his last words to basically tell Valiant to go Plath himself.
Upward of one an hour.
Which is a concept that gives me cramps just thinking about it.
And thats … it.
You may be asking yourself, What then?
Which is a perfectly normal thing to want to ask right about now.
Well, what nothing.
And now we can sit for a year and wonder whats gonna happen in season 11.
I honestly cant wait.
Maybe itll be about talking buttholes.
Mamie as Deep Throat?
Its almost like what cant she do?
