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Justin Bieberis going through changes.
Or … he already went through them?
Something is changing and its certainly not his love for cringey lyrics.
The Biebs contains multitudes.
Itsthe Hillsong Church in him.
Here are some of the most Bieber-in-essence lyrics fromChanges.
All Around Me
Justin Bieber is a walking compendium of cliche love metaphors.
Leave her alone, get a job!
She most certainly did not ask to be part of this song about having sex with Hailey Bieber!
Be on the lookout for the Hailey remix of Yummy.
Lets get it in …expeditiously, he murmurs to himself while quickly jotting it down in a notebook.
There is no other possible scenario for how that lyric was written.
Who taught you how to drive stick?
Wont be able to look a manual car in the eye after this.
But thats not enough!
He has to go to the source, too.
Invoking the parents just one song after singing Love it when Im in it, shawty?
Yeah, thats a bonus horny lyric from Come Around Me.
Justin Bieber is lawless, man.
Available
On Available, Bieber combines his Drake-like soft-boy energy with his general horniness.
I get frustrated when youre busy, he sings.
Lately thats been more than often, baby, what is this?
/ Its like, Do you even miss me?
We get it, you dont like when shes wearing less and going out more.
Unless, that is, shes coming to him.
Hurry up and get here now but dont speed, he adds.
Ill never get over you up under me.
Ladies, get you a man who doesnt mind if you drive safely to your destination.
Set my feelings to the side, they all got dusty on the shelf, he says.
You wiped them down when I had nothin left.
Wait, so is Hailey a Swiffer in this metaphor?
Should we be alarmed?
Confirmation
Justin Bieber spreads a word on Confirmation.
Hes got his nice church Drew House merch on and hes approaching the pulpit.
So quick to move forward, no pressure.
Okay, just kidding.
Uh, people change, circumstances change / But God always remains the same, he finishes.
You know who else is described as great and present even if Hes not physically there?
At least, the one Justin Bieber likes.
