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This is bullshit, Stewart tweeted on his new account, aptly named @jon_actual.

The Redittors arent cheating, theyre joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years.

Dont shut them down … maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!!

Weve learned nothing from 2008.

StewBeef coming in hot straight out the gate.

The Redditors aren’t cheating, they’re joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years.

Don’t shut them down…maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!

Cryptic, but clear.

Thats what we all said when we first joined Twitter a decade ago.

Thanks for the warm welcome!

I promise to only use this app in a sporadic and ineffective manner.

Stewart is up to one million followers, although he only follows one account: Arbys.

Arbys was arepeated punchlineonThe Daily Show;Stewart used it as shorthand for gross fast food.

Which is wild, because Arbys is good.

Wed speculate it was just an elaborate Arbys shorting scheme this whole time if it werent privately-owned.