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Its all wrong.
Waystar Roycos tight-lipped but sharp-tongued general counsel should not be denigrating and humiliating the bosss youngest son to completion.
Kieran and I have known each other a long time, the actress toldVulturein 2019.
We have a good rapport on set.
He maybe respects that or enjoys that in some roundabout way.
But its still very, very weird!
Well be back every week to eat it up either way.
I suck at the whole corporate flirt thing, he tells Gerri.
I like to lube up and fuck.
Ken, make him put his shirt on, Gerri says, wanting none of it.
I remember the writers all laughing, Smith-Cameron recalled.
But it never occurred to me that it would inform anything they wrote.
Roman pushing Gerri for CEO#vaulterpic.twitter.com/uzEmN94Aub
Season two, episode twoCan you just come over?
Roman says on a call to Gerri, asking for help with Vaulter.
Season two, episode threeGerri politely does up his buttons while he comes on to her.
She takes pity on him and offers him her expertise, suggesting he take the program on theme-park management.
Season two, episode fourYes, Mommy, Roman says over the phone.
(That was also us when we saw thoseW Magazinephotos of Smith-Cameron.)
After failing at phone sex with Tabitha, Roman calls Gerri.
She unknowingly makes a masturbation reference while insulting him, which … immediately turns him on.
You disgusting little pig, she continues, berating him while he masturbates.
You are a revolting little worm, arent you?
You little slime puppy.
And with that, GerriRoman is canon, andslime puppygoes in the dictionary.
I made upslime puppy, Smith-Cameronexplainedto the Los AngelesTimesthis month.
Im proud ofslime puppy.
Its my contribution to American literature.
Shit before the shovel, Gerri spares him.
Allow me to be the shit, Roman responds, as if he doesnt love it.
You are a sick fuck, she says as he realizes this is one of her special punishments.
Shes a dirty-talking dom in silk PJs, and we hope she slept well.
Dont worry about it.
It was actually her idea.
I think it really got the ol gals juices flowing.She doesnt play along.
Even as a joke, that is a stomach-turning thought, Gerri says as she cuts him a look.
Season two, episode sevenRoman needs assurances.
Hard to tell if shes thinking about it or thinking about how to use it.
I dont know, do you find me seductive?
But shes in business mode, so he handles it by proposing marriage.
Anyway, a lot to think about, I get it, so like … bye.
Yeah, clearly season three is going to end with another wedding.
Now thats prestige-TV romance.
Season three, episode twoThe power imbalance in this relationship is only making things hotter.
Of course, Gerri wants to keep the family close shes just keeping Roman closer.
Here we go; your apprenticeship begins, she tells him with a smile.
Dont threaten me, Gerri, he groans.
I dont have time to jerk off.
Season three, episode fourThe reunion fans have been waiting for finally happened.
No, not betweenJudas and his maker.
And once again, Roman is the only one who got pricked.
He tries to court her by offering ammo against Kendall.
Remember that face tattoo they flirted over?
In return, Gerri lets him know she has a date coming up.
Season three, episode eightYou … dont want pictures of my dick?
Roman says, processing what hes been told with sarcasm.
Ugh, mommy issues.
He has lost his head.
Even Wambsgans notices his inappropriate probings into Lauries sex life with Gerri.
Hes weird about Gerri, Shiv tattles, in a classic baby-sister move.
But saying it to pops is a little different than tweeting it in all caps.
Are you a sicko?
Why do you send them?
Arewebeing punished for this?
Whats a mother to do?
