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Miranda Hobbes, Esq.

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So why was this the worst eulogy since Connor Roy attended Uncle Mos funeral?

He likes smoking cigars out the window and riding his Peloton, alone.

We dontreallyknow where he gets his money!

He could be in Epsteins black book for all we know.

Here, she acknowledges the reason were all here and also that he was a man.

Lovely could be passably substituted for fine.

They couldve told us anything about Big here.

Hes donated millions to global water equality.

His company distributed the COVID-19 vaccine!

Steaks, business, tobacco, and Peloton.

How long it seems that we have known him.

Are we sure Carrie was happy in this marriage?

And yet not near long enough.Fine.

How large he was in all of our lives.

How could this happen?

And it too moves us to ask, how … did this speech not get cut?

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