90 Day Fiance
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This franchise has never introduced a new participant as well as it has Stephanie.
Where do we even start?
Shes a self-defined cougar who focuses on her cat and running her business.
Shes also eagerly trying to break the world record for hula-hooping.
She also has a lot of money.
Like, own a giant portrait of yourself money!
Obviously, this is a huge red flag and its clear Ryan is using Stephanie for money.
She clearly holds some unhealthy concepts of love and probably just needs a therapist.
It almost feels wrong to be entertained by her mess.
But then… something amazing happens.
Stephanie calls her tarot card reader because of course she has a tarot card reader.
She slept with his cousin!
Not even her tarot reader saw this in the cards!
Stephanie isnt just some old lady being played, shes also out here on demon hours!
Thank you, Stephanie, for this brilliant introduction.
I also think Mike wouldve been happy to actually take care of Natalie if he thought she loved her.
Instead theyre in this weird stalemate where she doesnt have a ring, but she wants ring privileges.
Ive been harsh on Natalie, but Mike isnt really giving her a warm welcome.
She looked cold as hell and Mike just kept saying, Well, its winter!
like Natalie doesnt know indoor heating exists.
In a shocking twist, Yara and Jovi are the episodes star communicators.
First, kudos to Jovi because he actually can afford to give Yara the lifestyle she wants.
Thats about all the credit he deserves, however.
The store clerk was absolutely hilarious and correct to call Jovi out for being a jerk.
Also, Yara, you should absolutely befriend her because shes right: you oughta slow down.
Im glad Yara didnt totally shut down and talked about what was bothering her.
She also managed to get their living room cleaned up, and Jovi seemed to realize he messed up.
Ive never doubted Brandon and Julias love.
Watching Brandon fail to stand up to his parents is so embarrassing.
Hes just so immature and Julia is going to run him over in their relationship.
Its a dynamic that works for him.
Thats just not the case, though, since Zied holds all the power in their relationship.
Zied felt incredibly manipulative onBefore the 90 Daysand I think were seeing hints of that again.
For Andrew and Amira, whom we only metlast episode, that realization has already hit.
Andrew guilted Amira into traveling during a pandemic and now shes being detained in Mexico.
