90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After?

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Im happy Love Takes Hostages jumps right into Angelas story.

The internet ofMy 600-lb Lifemostly knows how to handle a weight-loss-journey story.

I hate seeing Angela lose her agency in a situation that should be empowering for her.

With Angela losing one of those adjectives, Im actually beginning to question Michaels commitment.

You know what I do not question?

Daniels dedication to staying in America.

Daniel really looked pressed that he had to tell his stepdad hed embrace divorce before moving.

The thing is, Ronald seems way too ready to accept that reality too.

He knows that if that visa is denied, he and Tiffany are done.

Theres just that whole thing about custody over their kid.

For Kalani and Brandon, there is no easy out.

I feel deeply for these two people who have now realized they are in way over their heads.

Maybe Low is just able to see the bigger picture.

Brandon is in a similar situation.

Julias jealousy issues arent normal; theyre incredibly toxic.

She escalated that situation from zero to 100 so quickly!

She really took the brewery menu as a personal act of aggression!

These two arent teenagers, and Im honestly shocked shed act that immature.

What hope do these two have when theyre out on their own?

Im not as worried about Brandon and Julia as I am about Yara.

Jovi has finally revealed he has to leave for work earlier than he thought.

Jovi is just … a really well-intentioned kid.

Theyre my favorite couple, though, because Yara sees that in him and loves him anyway!

Still, stacked against the other fathers on the show, Jovi is beating out everyone except maybe Asuelu.

At least hes making money for his kid, unlike Ronald.

Then theres Mike and Natalie.

Neither of them understands human rules, customs, or communication.

I do not understand her weird, robotic answers to Mikes moms questions.

I also dont know why Mike enjoys pissing Natalie off, as though he feeds off her frustration.

Same with Mikes oddly close relationship with his mommy.

It isnt so weird when you realize theyre all they have from their home planet.

From this perspective, I absolutely want Natalie and Mike to make it work.

90 Day Notes

The stock music used when they introduced Libby and Andrei was hilarious.

It was like a fake pop song about forgetting the haters.

I think the producers love how tired we are of these two.

I guess Andreis immigration-status story is a little more interesting than their constant arguing with her family.

Jovi and Yaras uncomfortable sex story … theyre the greatest romance of our time.

Okay, that was a lot of pigs for one house.