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Or should I get drunk and have sex in the spooky, foreboding woods off the main road?

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It might be for the best to kick back with someone elses horrors instead of risking your own.

Cant say you werent warned.

Motel Hell(1980)

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent Fritters.

This doesnt sound like a dangerous situation at all, right?

Warning:Mothers Dayis not for the faint of heart.

If its any indicator, torture-porn auteur Eli Roth cites this as a formative film.

Like many others on this list,The Evil Deadhas no qualms delving into all sorts of violence.

After all, reality is often scarier than fiction.

Enter the invisible flesh-eating virus ofCabin Fever.

And oh boy, does it make an entrance.

But when attempted coitus reveals a nasty nether-region infection, all hell breaks loose.

Theres a reason Eli Roth is the father of torture porn.

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