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Expect just as many up-to-the-second pop-music needle drops and deep-cut 19th-century history jokes as last time.
The book has been adapted over and over, but it returns once again this winter in miniseries form.
Get ready to find yourself completely overwhelmed by a scene during which a cow gives birth.
Apparently it will still involve two teams playing against each other and a halftime performance by the Weeknd.
But how many fans will be allowed into Raymond James Stadium in Tampa to watch?
How many of the commercials will reference COVID?
(Guess: 95 percent of them.)
Will the Weeknd wear hissignature red suit?
(Nearly 100 percent guarantee, but tune in to find out for sure.)
(And also Alanis Morissette as an imaginary friend?)
I was onboard before I knew Offerman plays a character named Beef Tobin.
Until this winter, the answer has been no!
This is Lois and Clark: Now theyre parents.
Because even literal superheroes find it tough to have it all.
Either way, fingers crossed for more James Cameron zingers from Fey and Poehler.
Congrats, you made a miniseries!
Will it actually be an in-person event?
I dont know, you dont know, they dont know.
No one knows anything at this point.
Of course you would.
Some things never change, though: Kristen Bellwill still be backto whisperXOXO.J.M.
So much Marvel stuff youre going to lose your mind!
But one of those Marvel things is Hailee Steinfeld taking over the mantle of Hawkeye, a.k.a.
Kate Bishop, from Jeremy Renners Clint Barton, and that does seem like a fun time.
What a novel idea!
Only time will tell!
MacGruber(Peacock, TBD)
Spread the word, you freakin turds.
MacGruber is back, this time in TV-show form.
Plus, it features an intriguing enough setting: a small Pennsylvania town.
Hey, at least its not another rich-person enclave.
The series, like the novel, focuses on several people who come together for a transformative wellness retreat.
Hopefully better times are ahead for TVs most relatable 13-year-old girls portrayed by women in their 30s.
Given OBriens love of old showbiz, music, and sketch comedy, the switch makes sense.
Also, maybe it will give him the opportunity to create a more progressive version of Pimpbot 5000?
Maybe a new surprise banger from the troubadour?
We can all cross our fingers.
The premise: All the living mammals in possession ofYchromosomes simultaneously drop dead, causing global bedlam.
J.C.
