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This list was originally published on February 10, 2021.
It has been updated to include the new horror comedyHeart Eyes.
February can be the coldest month especially if you didnt get around to cuffing someone for the season.
Or maybe you just generally dislike displays of affection and consumeristic cash-grabs.
Feelings are at an all-time high, and not all of those feelings are necessarily loving.
Take solace in the fact youre not alone with the Schadenfreude of these terrifyingly titillating titles.
This February 14, pick your poison, grab some sweets, and indulge.
After all, love is terrifying and so is an annual holiday designated to celebrating it publicly.
Might as well embrace the horror of the season.
Its Valentines Day and this collection of women hope to enjoy a quiet picnic near the rock formation.
My Bloody Valentine(1981)
Quentin Tarantinos favorite slasher,My Bloody Valentinetakes Valentines Day underground.
Bride of Re-Animator(1989)
Theres a perfect person for everyone unless that person is dead.
Then, you have to reconstruct a body using your dead lovers heart as the centerpiece.
This is the plot ofRe-Animators sequel,Bride of Re-Animator.
Get ready for heads to roll.Available to rent onFandango.
And these are both important lessons for this particular holiday.
from his zombie brethren.
Director Anna Biller expertly pairs female fantasy with the trope of thefemme fatale.
This one will make you appreciate what you have.
Or grateful for what you dont have: the obligation to constantly sacrifice yourself for someone else.
Either way, this sci-fi-horror-comedy makes for a fun, violent jaunt.Available to rent oniTunesandPrime Video.
Yes, that means it just so happens to be Friday the 13.
And although it seems love is blossoming, everything upends pretty quickly.
Their forced-proximity romance soon puts them in Heart Eyes cross hairs.
